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Dental humour

Nemo is not the only "funny" one just because it's called the "Clown Fish".... Dentists also have a great sense of humour... well, at least this Dr Fang is not shy to show her happy teeth with a great laugh! May the below put a smile on your face.

Worst job

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Flossing is important

Remember, flossing is important!

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Unofficial FAQ

Q: If my teeth get knocked out in a fight and I manage to find them and bring them to your office, can you put them back?
A: Sure. They just do not stay there, but we can give it a try. Come to see me and don't forget the 3 second glue.

Q: Does tying your aching tooth to a door with a string and slamming the door really pull the tooth out? Are there any better techniques?
A: Depends. Having strong enough string, you can not only pull your teeth out, but - being persistent enough - you can break you mandibulae or even break your neck, which will definitely end your problem with aching tooth. But it you prefer more gentle ways, then come to see me (we have a door too)

Q: If I get shipwrecked on an island without a toothbrush, what can I do to keep my teeth cavity free until rescue? Please provide options for cold climate as well as tropical islands.
A: Make sure you have decent toothbrush before any planned shipwreck. Anyway - as a castaway (see wikipedia) - strange things can happen and you will find love of your life (note the attached photo).

Q: Is it true that they can now grow mouse teeth in a Petri dish? Can they grow human teeth, too?
A: Yes it is true. They grow a lot of weird things in Petri dishes these days... My husband grew in a Petri dish. Don't worry, come to see him!

Picture source - see our credit page.

Censored from our official FAQ section...

Q: Can you drill?
A: Yes, we can drill.
PS: look at the picture. We can promise that inside our dental clinic, you will feel much more comfortable than the guy outside.

Q: How can I make my smile nicer?
A: Don't smile :)

Q: I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
A: Wear a brown tie...

Happy gas joke

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any sedation or Happy Gass because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear." 

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Bad breath joke

We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings: "Well, I’m bored. Let’s go brush our teeth." Or, "I’ve got to make a phone call. Hold this gum in your mouth."

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Our Doctors

Jaime Maung's picture
BDent(Hons) (USyd)
Briana Fang's picture
BDS (USyd)
Rachel Wong's picture
BDS (USyd)
Theresa Leong's picture
BDS (Rand), PDD ClinDent

Opening hours

  • Monday:      9am–5pm
  • Tuesday:      9:30am–6pm
  • Wednesday: 9am–5pm
  • Thursday:    9am–5pm
  • Friday:         9am–6pm
  • Saturday:     9am–1pm
  • Sunday:       Closed

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