Dental humour

Q: If my teeth get knocked out in a fight and I manage to find them and bring them to your office, can you put them back?
A: Sure. They just do not stay there, but we can give it a try. Come to see me and don't forget the 3 second glue.

Q: Does tying your aching tooth to a door with a string and slamming the door really pull the tooth out? Are there any better techniques?
A: Depends. Having strong enough string, you can not only pull your teeth out, but - being persistent enough - you can break you mandibulae or even break your neck, which will definitely end your problem with aching tooth. But it you prefer more gentle ways, then come to see me (we have a door too).

Q: If I get shipwrecked on an island without a toothbrush, what can I do to keep my teeth cavity free until rescue? Please provide options for cold climate as well as tropical islands.
A: Make sure you have decent toothbrush before any planned shipwreck. Anyway - as a castaway (see wikipedia) - strange things can happen and you may find the love of your life.

Q: Is it true that they can now grow mouse teeth in a Petri dish? Can they grow human teeth, too?
A: Yes it is true. They grow a lot of weird things in Petri dishes these days... My husband grew in a Petri dish. Don't worry, come to see him!